| Rank | Team | Trick or Treat? |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Northern Illinois | Treat - Candy Apples- Watching Spann And Harnish do their thing is the Carmel covering on a crisp squad |
| 2 | Temple | Treat - Halloween Cookies- Al Golden has spent years putting together just the right ingredients to make the Owls a success |
| 3 | Ohio | Treat - Kit - Kat Bars- The layered approach of Jackson and Bates has paid off this year as Ohio is clearly the only team with a shot at Temple in the east |
| 4 | Toledo | Treat - Candy Corn - These things take awhile to grow on you, but once they do they are an addictive treat |
| 5 | Miami | Treat - Dots- The Redhawks loomed large after last weeks win over CMU but Ohio just brought them down to size. Still knowing Dysert is only a sophomore is a treat |
| 6 | Central Michigan | Treat - Sour patch Kids- Watching Temple and NIU run away from them has to make CMU fans a little sour. |
| 7 | Kent State | Treat - Fruit- Technically this is a treat, but barely. |
| 8 | Western Michigan | Trick - Joy Buzzer- Every once and a while they deliver a real shock, but the true victims are Bronco fans wanting consistency |
| 9 | Eastern Michigan | Trick - Toilet Paper the House- A week after moving into a new house, one on 'win street' the punks from Virginia reminded them of where they came from. |
| 10 | Ball State | Trick - Flaming Bag of Dog Poo- Just when you thought Stan Parrish was going to stomp out a fire you end up smelling like crap |
| 11 | Bowling Green | Trick - Plastic Dog Poo- This is a team that may not really be crap, but it sure looks like it at the moment |
| 12 | Buffalo | Trick - Sugar in the Gas Tank- As the weeks go on Jeff Quinn's team sputters more and more, they broke down completely this week. |
| 13 | Akron | Trick - Ding Dong Ditch- How many Akron Fans want to ditch on their season tickets? |