Jeff Quinn: Make Me Run

I've taken my shots at Jeff Quinn, to summarize:

A) I was solidly on team Gill so any new guy would be hard to win me over.

B) After Gill I was solidly on team hire from within, so...

C) Losses

D) Can't cut him now recruiting and do we really want 3 more years of new rebuild? I don't

E) But there is hope the 2011 Ohio Game! (such resilience, such firepower, so beautiful)

F) But then again the freaking 2012 UCONN game ughh (OMG really? we gonna let the QB just stand in the pocket for 10 seconds a play, not like we have 2 or 3 monsters in our front 7..oh wait we do? /dies)

G) Dat playcalling in the 2011 Pitt game tho (was amazing, but doesn't work if you drop the ball)

H) Why are we playing Licata just let Z develop

I) Ok then, why didn't we play Licata earlier

J) currently - You better perform, MACCG or bust

So I've done a lot of talking from the safety of a few thousand miles and a keyboard. Quinn as an upstanding midwestern man and fine Head Coach would never lash out at me, but in an effort at fairness I'm giving him a chance for revenge.

I call it: Jeff Quinn Makes Me Run, the premise is simple. For every UB point scored this season, I will run a mile. I will also run a mile for every point in our margin of victory. When If we lose, I'll bike a mile for each point we fell by.

Didn't appreciate being named a goat after every loss last year? Then drop 50 on Ohio State, even if we lose I'll be too tired to write any snark. Don't like the Jeff Quinn's playbook? Then call a play that makes me run. Didn't find this welcome letter funny? Then welcome me to pain by dropping 70 on Ohio.

In addition since I'm particularly out of shape right now, I will start with the 12 weeks leading up to the 2013 season using last year's game results and I'll put the schedule here so you can run with me. I'll take photo proof on twitter with the hashtag #JeffQuinnMadeMeRun so you can follow my progress @conradmostiller or join in on the fun.