The Pregame Meal is in Columbus, Ohio and is thankful for not being stabbed. If you are making the trip to Columbus, head on a swivel, Royal Blue never Azure, and order a Natty light, I know, I know it's awful, but if you go micro-brew you'll look like a Wolverine, and it's not a good weekend for that. The entire state of Michigan, don't care for it. Remind the Ohioians in your vicinity that we did our part, we beat Western Michigan.
The goal of the pregame meal is to Hydrate, Nutritionate, and Player Hate. It is your bulletin board's bulletin board material. The Pregame Meal also delivers 11 factors that will decide the game, and over 50% of those factors are actual football facts. After the game, I revisit it all, during the postgame meal. Wooo! 5 more years of #Quinnball, (fills out petition to secede from FBS).