| Rank |
Team |
Movie |
Why |
| 1 |
Northern Illinois |
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The Blob: NIU started the season as slight favorite in the West Division but they have grown, and grown, devouring every squad in site.
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| 2 |
Temple |
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Friday the 13th: Left for dead years ago at Camp "Big East" the Owl's have risen, well on track to reach their second Bowl in as many years. |
| 3 |
Toledo |
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Parasite: Toledo has spent the past several years the rockets have been a bug in the west, now they are something that can really hurt you |
| 4 |
Ohio |
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Killer Clowns from Outerspace: They started the season looking all cute , cuddly, and safe but as the weeks go on they get more and more dangerous |
| 5 |
Miami |
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Hellraiser: Miami, picked by many to be a cellar dweller is definitely raising a little hell in the MAC. At 3-0 in conference the RedHawks are all alone in first |
| 6 |
Central Michigan |
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Childs Play: CMU used to be a bad mofo until, while dying, they put their souls into the body a team that could lose to Miami and Ball State. |
| 7 |
Eastern Michigan |
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Return of the Living Dead: EMU was presumed dead after they blew early season games against Army and Miami, but now they walk among us, with a win. |
| 8 |
Western Michigan |
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Lost Boys: Aside from an FCS Win and a cake walk against the Cards WMU has been a squad of lost boys. Given the way they play it’s a safe bet to assume they are sleeping during the day |
| 9 |
Buffalo |
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Nightmare on Elm Street: Sorry Buffalo fans there will be no waking up from the nightmare that is one of the worst offenses in the confernce. |
| 10 |
Kent State |
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Prom Night: This season was supposed to be Kent's big night, but it seems that bad habits of the past always come back to haunt the Flashes |
| 11 |
Ball State |
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Children of the Corn: One minute you're sitting in a diner, just enjoying your breakfast, the next those little punks from EMU waltz in and gut you. |
| 12 |
Bowling Green |
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Poltergeist:Game in and game out evil spirits seem to visit Bowling Green, often these specters start out kind, but they always end up stealing hope in the end. |
| 13 |
Akron |
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Day of the Dead: Akron seems to limp into every game with the enthusiasm of a corpse, unfortunately in Akron's case the dead have no bite |
