Rank | Team | Movie | Why |
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1 | Northern Illinois | ![]() |
The Blob: NIU started the season as slight favorite in the West Division but they have grown, and grown, devouring every squad in site. |
2 | Temple | ![]() |
Friday the 13th: Left for dead years ago at Camp "Big East" the Owl's have risen, well on track to reach their second Bowl in as many years. |
3 | Toledo | ![]() |
Parasite: Toledo has spent the past several years the rockets have been a bug in the west, now they are something that can really hurt you |
4 | Ohio | ![]() |
Killer Clowns from Outerspace: They started the season looking all cute , cuddly, and safe but as the weeks go on they get more and more dangerous |
5 | Miami | ![]() |
Hellraiser: Miami, picked by many to be a cellar dweller is definitely raising a little hell in the MAC. At 3-0 in conference the RedHawks are all alone in first |
6 | Central Michigan | ![]() |
Childs Play: CMU used to be a bad mofo until, while dying, they put their souls into the body a team that could lose to Miami and Ball State. |
7 | Eastern Michigan | ![]() |
Return of the Living Dead: EMU was presumed dead after they blew early season games against Army and Miami, but now they walk among us, with a win. |
8 | Western Michigan | ![]() |
Lost Boys: Aside from an FCS Win and a cake walk against the Cards WMU has been a squad of lost boys. Given the way they play it’s a safe bet to assume they are sleeping during the day |
9 | Buffalo | ![]() |
Nightmare on Elm Street: Sorry Buffalo fans there will be no waking up from the nightmare that is one of the worst offenses in the confernce. |
10 | Kent State | ![]() |
Prom Night: This season was supposed to be Kent's big night, but it seems that bad habits of the past always come back to haunt the Flashes |
11 | Ball State | ![]() |
Children of the Corn: One minute you're sitting in a diner, just enjoying your breakfast, the next those little punks from EMU waltz in and gut you. |
12 | Bowling Green | ![]() |
Poltergeist:Game in and game out evil spirits seem to visit Bowling Green, often these specters start out kind, but they always end up stealing hope in the end. |
13 | Akron | ![]() |
Day of the Dead: Akron seems to limp into every game with the enthusiasm of a corpse, unfortunately in Akron's case the dead have no bite |