Q&A With the Pregame Meal:
Submit your real or fake questions I guess to Twitter I may or may not answer them sarcastically:
Let's start with a few Twitter questions:
When the entire UMass football team parades past me 😏— Marie Noga (@marie_oliviaa) October 18, 2013
I assume the question is "What should I do when the entire UMass football team parades past me?"
A: GET OUT OF THE WAY...because we wouldn't want you hurting a Minuteman...as we learned last year, the Minutemen are especially susceptible to being pushed backwards by people standing directly in front of them going straight ahead.
Just part of the learning process in the transition from FCS to FBS. In 2014 expect UMass to learn how to move around objects and in 2015 the ability to push back at things coming directly at them should develop.
UMass Football "All In" pre-roll ads are annoying, sad— Ratty (@HeyRatty) October 18, 2013
A: They are sad...why are they emphasizing MASS? Aren't they proud to be Amherst? It's a slap in the face to all Amherstonians. All in? More like All Out...they can't wait to move the whole University to Foxborough and connect it to Boston via high speed rail paid for by our hard earned debt ceiling money!
Wait, Umass won the football game last week? Dream big Minutemen...— Hillary Lynch (@hillarylynch) October 18, 2013
A: Yes UMass won, but no UMass should not dream big...last week's win was more of a nightmare in Miami's inception than a UMass dream. Once Miami goes dream in a dream in a dream, they can go from worst to first and win the MAC Championship out of nowhere again #TheSeasonThatShouldNotBeNamed
It's time for a fake question from a fake reader:
Step 7: HA! I didn't say which Amherst to move to on step 3, but it's the better Amherst, the New York one.
Step 8: UMass Football is now the 4-2 State University of the Northeast at Buffalo Bulls and very competitive in the MAC.
11 Factors to decide the game
4) BREAKING: Branchflower earning $35/yard online.
That is $3,430 in illegal benefits earned for just last week's effort. I for one think UMass should do the right thing and sit the young tight end until the NCAA can figure this one out.
Advantage: New York