A Deposed Big East Prince makes Buffalo an offer

Check out my SPAM inbox!

Being an IT security guy I tend to keep my inbox locked down pretty tightly. Every so often I decide to rummage though the sludge that are Viagra adds, diploma mill shops, and money I apparently have won.

Today there was something interesting in my mailbox from the "Prince of the Big East"

Providence, Rhode Island.
Attention: Athletic Director/President and or Mediocre Blogger

Dear Sir,

Confidential Conference Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Big East counsel of presidents and television, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the your athletic programs (football, basketball, Olympic) into our conference. The above invitation resulted from an over-plucked conference, executed, over the past decade by a foreign conference. This action was however intentional and since the most recent raid a spot has been in help trust at the central offices of The Big East.

We are now ready to transfer a new program into our conference, this is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as a deposed AQ conference, we are forbidden to pluck any members from power conferences; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows:

We will receive your football and all other sports. You must act like we are one of the big conferences.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am aboard member with the Big East Conference. If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your best blogs name and URL

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Prince Mike Aresco

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